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My definition of a hot mess.. try and keep up:

Swinger HotMessExpress (Female) from USA, Chicago

SUPERFICIALLY (adv., meaning “appearing on the surface”), a hot mess is someone that ‘has it going on’ in every area of their life but often appears a little disheveled…messy even — a maneater whether in sweatpants or Chanel & Louboutins.

REALISTICALLY (adv., meaning “like, in real life, duh!”), this hot mess is a safe place for self expression; subscribes to the DILLIGAF principle in life (Does It Look Like I Give A Fuck) and consequently, only ignorant people won’tdon’t (or possibly both) understand me. I certainly don't judge. Object? yes I do. And often. Sorry not sorry mother fuckers. But we all deserve to be judged and should live our lives accordingly. Unashamed. Express yourself, or what else is there to live for.

I love it when haters hate, it turns me on. So does anal.

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HotMessExpress Personal Details
Gender Female
Age 42
Location USA, Illinois, Chicago
🌈 Sexuality Straight
🌎 Ethnicity White / Caucasian
🚬 Smoke No
🍷 Drink Yes
🛡️ Safe Sex Always
⌛ Body Type Average
👱 Hair Colour Light Brown
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