I’m the anti unicorn ..middle aged white male...yes a dying breed as far as popularity goes ...the only thing missing is me holding deer antlers in a photo or standing next to my bosses Maserati in a photo.
I lead a healthy lifestyle other than creeping sordid sites such as this.Exercise ,don’t smoke,social drinker.
Seeking a cross between Snow White and miss piggy with a sprinkle of batwoman ...you gotta love a lady who can pull off a tight latex outfit.
I truly believe the brain is our largest sex organ ...top 2 for myself ...so a connection where you truly get to know one another,banter,laugh etc makes It all more fulfilling if I get to yank on miss piggy’s ears while spanking her prosciutto.
Seeking Couple, Female
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Gender | Male | |
Age | 56 | |
Location | USA, Michigan, Detroit | |
🌈 Sexuality | Straight | |
🍷 Drink | Socially | |
💊 Drugs | No | |
🏠 Meet At | Your place | |
📏 Height | 6ft 4in (193 cm) | |
⌛ Body Type | Athletic | |
👱 Hair Colour | Gray | |
🦵 Body hair | Natural |