I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm [explicit] but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons, and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me 'Apache' and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a homophobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 24 | |
| Location | USA, Florida, Miami | |
| 🌈 Sexuality | Straight | |
