Did you lose something? Well, maybe you should go find me attractive...
Now that I've systematically destroyed any interest in me, here's some stuff about me that no longer matters.
Dark humor is my only flex so if you're super into laughing uncomfortably, hi! I shower regularly. Pretty confident that's good. I do an amazing impression of Dr. Claw.
I'm in an open marriage, so I'm not looking for a relationship. Maybe just someone who trusts me enough to let me pet their dog.
Seeking Female
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 40 | |
| Location | Canada, British Columbia, Victoria | |
| 🌈 Sexuality | Straight | |
