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I don’t want a partner in crime.. I commit them all myself. It wouldn’t be fair to drag you into that, just need a lady who can make my coffee right

Swinger Cockeusmongeus (Male) from Australia, Melbourne

Anyway here are some of the quick and dirty facts about me so you can get back to clicking through my photos: im a terrible liar and an excellent +1 you can usually find me managing my investments, hitting the gym or catching up with cocktails and tapas with friends and im incredibly judgmental when it comes to T-bone steaks otherwise I’m pretty calm and chill

but can also be that kind of guy that you can take home to see your mum. She’ll think I’m super funny and charming… and cute ☺️ But actually kind of sexy at the same time? She falls in love with me. I…think I feel the same way. We get married. Im now your dad.
Your phone rings, it’s me. Now what on earth are you doing on a dirty site .. You're grounded

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Cockeusmongeus Personal Details
Gender Male
Age 31
Location Australia, Victoria, Melbourne
🌈 Sexuality Straight