Just a simple Amish cobbler looking for a hostile woman to have unfulfilling conversations with. I tried a backflip for the first time and it was ridiculous. I'm marginally a better person than Octomom. A Hungiarian telemarketer once told me I resemble Gilbert Gottfried. I hit my prime ten years ago and have gone downhill from there. I seek deep conversations with Denny's staff. If you find yourself so lucky, you may witness my less than decent Arnold Schwarzenegger impression.
If you haven't smiled yet you're too serious. I'm athletic, fit, educated, and I have great hygiene. I only mention the hygiene part because I'm new on here and have seen some interesting folks...message me if you would like to talk.
Seeking Female
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 42 | |
| Location | USA, California, Rocklin | |
| 🌈 Sexuality | Straight | |
| 🏠 Meet At | Your place | |
