I'm a naughty horny hung and up for most things.
In the bitter cold of the Russian winter in a small village during a howling gale and darkness falling, a Russian peasant wandering home sees a small game bird on the ground nearly dead from cold. The peasant picks up the bird and warms it,at that moment a herd of cattle come by and one of them drops a large dollop right in front of him. He puts the bird in the steaming dollop so that it will stay warm and fly away. A second peasant comes along and hears the bird chirping happily in the dollop ,seizes it ,breaks its neck and takes it home for his supper. This story has 3 morals. 1) Do not believe everybody who drops you in the shit is your enemy. 2) Do not believe everybody who gets you out of the shit is your friend. 3) Whenever youre in the shit keep quiet about it.
On and off on here but don't be shy come say hi.
im fun and chilled out
i am very open minded, ill never say never and try anything twice :P
SO please dont be shy come say hi :D
Those who hesitate masturbate :P
Happy hunting xxxxx
I enjoy sex loll lets face it we all do on here. If i wink you its not laziness its just im unsure wether you would be interested in me or not.
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 36 | |
| Location | UK, N.Ireland: Belfast, Belfast | |
| 🌈 Sexuality | Straight | |
