We are in our early 40’s and just want to have a great time. We are a couple who live in the Northwest, are well educated, enjoy good conversation as well as good sexy nights of fun and laughter.
Digby who is 6’ 4” and straight is more than capable of making a woman very happy. Lucinda is 5’ 7”, bi, and a beautiful soft skinned blonde who is educated to degree level in more ways than one. We are a professional couple with our own business and want to meet couples of the same ilk.
We enjoy good food, wine and interesting conversation. We smoke socially but are not heavy smokers, we do not mind if you are.
We want to meet couple who are not swinging in a last ditch attempt to preserve their already failing marriage or because one partner has coerced the other to partake. We are very happily married and want to just meet people who are the same. Swinging is an occasional pastime for us and we are not into couples who live and breath swinging.
We are not into pain or anal “although a smack on the bottom is enjoyable now and again” said L.
We are not interested in couples where one partner is taking any kind of antidepressant or is seeing their GP for psychological support. We have met couples like this and it’s so boring.
Couples with a history of Narcissism or an overriding compulsion to visit the gym every 4 hours followed by three weeks on a sunbed are not for us.
If you have got this far and not been offended then we probably want to meet you. Just in case you’re still not sure please check the following things –
Men
Are you wearing white socks?
Do you own more than one pair of tracksuit bottoms?
Do you wear football shirts to work?
Women
Did you pay less than £39.99 for your perfume?
Do you wear lots of cheap gold jewellery?
Have you ever permed your hair later than 1979?
Both
Do you find close-up pics of fat peoples genitals erotic?
Does your idea of a good night out include strong lager and Kebabs?
If you answer “YES” to any of these questions please don’t reply thanks.
So now you know about us, please write and tell us all about you, a nice picture would be good and be prepared for the women to chat on the phone at an early opportunity.
Seeking Couple, Female
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| Gender | Male | Female |
| Age | 63 | 63 |
| Sexuality | Straight | Bisexual |
| Location | UK, England: Cumbria, Kendal | |
| Ethnicity | White / Caucasian | White / Caucasian |
| Height | 6ft 4in (193 cm) | 5ft 7in (170 cm) |
| Build | A few extra pounds | A few extra pounds |
| Hair | Light brown | Blonde |
| Body hair | Trimmed | Trimmed |
| Drink | Regularly | Regularly |
| Smoke | Yes | No |
| Cock/Breast size | Large | Large |
| Travel | Will travel | |
| Safe sex | Sometimes | |
