Hello, I'm testing out the cheesiest pickup lines. We'll just skip past 'Do you come here often?', 'What's your sign?', and 'Hello, I'm testing out the cheesiest pickup lines.' and get to the good ones...
Are you tired? cause you've been running through my mind all night.
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
The blouse looks wonderful on you. It would look better on my bedroom floor.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Are they missing an angel?
Do you have a map? I could get lost in your eyes.
I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
Would you hold my hand so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together.
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
If God made anything more pretty, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.
Hey, hunny. My doctor just called. He's going to need my heart back.
Your eyes are like a sunset. They're beautiful, inspiring, and hard to look away from.
If I got a nickel for every person I saw in the world as beautiful as you, I'd have...a nickel.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
Let's have breakfast together tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?
Has NASA planned their next mission to study your heavenly body?
You look familiar...you look just like my next wife.
One of my favorites: If there is ever anything I can do for you, or more to the point, TO you, just let me know.
And one that, as far as I know, I came up with myself: Baby, I'm the boy your mamma warned you about. Wanna prove her right?
Msg me
Cam
Seeking Female
Is it your profile? Change your privacy settings to alter what details are showing here.
| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 41 | |
| Location | Australia, New South Wales, Wyong | |
| 🌈 Sexuality | Straight | |
| 🍷 Drink | Socially | |
| 💊 Drugs | No | |
| 🛡️ Safe Sex | Sometimes | |
| 🏠 Meet At | Your place | |
| 📏 Height | 6ft 2in (188 cm) | |
| ⌛ Body Type | Athletic | |
| 👱 Hair Colour | Dark Brown | |
