Hello.. I am a 40 year young man who has a great sense of humour.. I love having a laugh, a drink and seeing a woman laugh and smile..I like a night out as well as a night in. I am seperated ( its the truth..), I work hard and like to have a good time.
joke A woman was standing in a crowded lift of the hotel she was staying in. When a man got in and accidentally elbowed her in the breast. The man said, "I'm sorry! But if your heart is as soft as your tit, you'll forgive me." so the woman replies, "If you dick is as hard as your elbow then I am staying in room 113."
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 58 | |
| Location | UK, England: Essex, Danbury | |
| π Sexuality | Straight | |
| π Ethnicity | Asian | |
| π¬ Smoke | Yes | |
| π· Drink | Socially | |
| π Drugs | No | |
| π‘οΈ Safe Sex | Always | |
| π Meet At | Your place | |
| π Height | 5ft 11in (180 cm) | |
| β Body Type | Average | |
| π± Hair Colour | Black | |
| 𦡠Body hair | Natural | |
| π Piercings | I've got some | |
