I am a sane male looking for a woman couple with a dark sense of humour to spend some sensuous time with.
I am 36 yrs old; have short black hair; big green eyes; Am 5' 9" of average build. I am always the best looking (in police line ups).
Now...
I am a man of integrity wearing self-deprecating sense-of-humour suit. Dwells on the negative; cannot be saved. I like to play; like to laugh (a lot); Occassionally difficult to understand but easy to love and get along with.
You must be comfortable in chest waders or stockings and heels. I am also only interested in women born in the year of the pig (this is a joke). You must have a large dowry including farm animals - pigs a plus. Own teeth preferable.
I will empty my pockets for the right woman.....(bear in mind the last time i emptied them the contents were, shrapnel (74p), A kinder egg toy and a paperclip).
I am running out of funny things to say so for now I shall sign off with.....
Thank you for reading this profile (If you have indeed got this far) and I look forwards to hearing from all you lovely people out there. I do believe this section gives a good insight into my general being and sense of humour. If at no point during this section did you smile or laugh I am probably not the gentleman for you and would ask you pass me by!!
Again, thanks for stopping by.....
Bob. xx
Seeking Couple, Female
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 48 | |
| Location | UK, Scotland: Perthshire, Perth | |
| π Sexuality | Straight | |
| π Ethnicity | White / Caucasian | |
| π¬ Smoke | No | |
| π· Drink | Socially | |
| π Drugs | No | |
| π‘οΈ Safe Sex | Always | |
| π Meet At | Your place | |
| π Height | 5ft 9in (175 cm) | |
| β Body Type | Average | |
| π± Hair Colour | Black | |
| 𦡠Body hair | Natural | |
