First off, no matter what comes out of my mouth, nine times out of ten I'm laughing inside.
Don't write me idiotic messages about how long my profile is and how it's a novel. IF YOU DON'T WANT READ IT, DON'T! And if you do, don't tell me about how you read the ENTIRE thing and act like that's something you (or I) should be proud of. Yay. You can read.
I'm 6 foot tall, pale skin, reasonably built, long dark hair, dark brown eyes and I am of Bermudian decent. I like to do things, like play guitar.
I don't really know what else to say, so I will just do my likes and dislikes
Likes
Pizza, Icecream, Coffee, Smoking(Not pot), Sitting around, playing Halo (yes I am the champion) Tetris, Watch movies, RUGBY!, messing around on my guitars.
Dislikes
You, everything you stand for, and your grandma's dead goat. I hate moody son's of ****es that wander around like the world is such a bad place, if you think it's hard here, go live in a time and place when things were actually difficult, harden the **** up already. I also hate people that fight for no reason, the second you hit someone without a cause, you're a****ucker. There is no middle ground, you deserve to be beaten to within an inch of your life with a cat-o-ninetails. I also hate people that think they are so tough, most of them turn to water the second you elbow them in the throat. One of my serious dislike though, has to go to people that force their opinions on other, or judge you for yours. Ok, I eat meat, big ****ing deal. It tastes good, and I bet you do to. So, stay the **** away from me you judgemental vega or you'll end up on a spit roast.
Things I will not stand are:
Bad grammar, use it around me, you will get a nasty reaction. Idiocy will not be tolerated. Nose picking is digusting, if I see it I will ram your finger into that morass you call a brain. Not respecting knowledge is not an excuse for being a moran. That guy in Melbourne dressed as a space man making weird noises, he kicked me, I will have vengance. If you are ugly, deal with it. If you are fat, deal with it, I do not want to hear you **** about how ugly and fat you are, if you ask me what I think, you will not enjoy my reply, because face it, if you think you're fat, you probably are. Women that know all men are pigs. Women that are stupid enough to think otherwise. Men that act like they are the best, fellas, there is always a bigger bully in the playground. Men that treat women like shit, they are not slabs of meat for you to touch and ****, they are people and you are not. If you are of that mindset, you are worse than a wart on my horse's a***hole. Do not sook, I do not care. The fact is the softer the bread, the harder the butter is. Clowns. Elevators. Tagging. Rascists. Sexists. Male supremists. People that use a lot of words that end in ists. Mullets on muzzas, it's not cool and neither are you, please fall off a cliff onto some sharp rocks. The word love being thrown around. The word hate being thrown around. Disrespectful rude teenagers. Thank you for listening to my rant. I am actually a really nice person, I just get frustrated with the world. Long days and pleasant nights to all you sad people that bothered reading this.
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 34 | |
| Location | Australia, Victoria, Coburg | |
| 🌈 Sexuality | Straight | |
| 🌎 Ethnicity | White / Caucasian | |
| 🚬 Smoke | Yes | |
| 🍷 Drink | Socially | |
| 💊 Drugs | No | |
| 🛡️ Safe Sex | Always | |
| 🏠 Meet At | Your place | |
| 📏 Height | 6ft (183 cm) | |
| ⌛ Body Type | Athletic | |
| 👱 Hair Colour | Dark Brown | |
| 🦵 Body hair | Natural | |
