I was in 5th grade (queue dramatic music), in the library as the librarian weaved a tale of woe. . The whole class sat in awe, whilst the 2 inch glasses clad word seamstress regaled us all. I felt a grumbly in my rumbly, and as I leaned back in my chair to deliver myself what I was sure was going to be quiet salvation, my friend turned and looked at me just in time to hear the loudest elephant fart a man has ever let slide past his cheeks. It echoed, in a library...NOTHING echoes in a room as dense as a library. It was epic, before epic was a thing. The timing was perfect as the librarian had just asked a question about the story, and to my anal expression she replied 'wrong answer Bill'. HIGH FKN LARIOUS!
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 46 | |
| Location | USA, Oregon, Forest Grove | |
| 🌈 Sexuality | Straight | |
