I'm not like anyone you've ever met before. Unless you've already met me... stalker ;)
Sure, I could bore you with delusions of how wonderful I am, but let’s face it, I'm sure you've already read this about two hundred times in all the other profiles... I believe that actions speak louder than words, so why bother?
Why am I on here you ask? Well, I'm looking for someone that's attractive, laid back and cool. No pressure no expectations. I like to let things happen naturally.
I like a woman that has personality, beauty, elegance and intelligence. I like playful women that understand banter and play along with it. I can be serious when needed but most of the time I like just having a laugh and chilling out. I am mainly looking for bi women that want to have threesomes with me. Bi curious women that want to try it with me and a girl. I love FFM threesomes. If you are interested do get in contact with me I look forward to hearing from you :D
You want to know more. Take a few minutes and get to know me better.
Now I'm going to leave you with some quotes I like because they are funny mostly but some I thought were just profound and had a deep meaning or life lesson. Enjoy :D
Seeing is not believing, believing is seeing.
Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.
Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
Why is lingerie so popular, if love is blind?
Why do you never see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
It’s better to be rude and hated by few than to be nice and taken for granted by many.
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it’s unfamiliar territory.
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the legal bad girls live.
Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?
Success is not an accident it is a skill.
If you believe you can do a thing or you believe you cannot. You are right.
If it’s to be it’s up to me.
Peak performers in every field are made not born.
There is no limit to how far you can go except the limits that you place on yourself.
It’s not the will to win that counts it’s the will to prepare to win that makes the difference.
The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Treat each day as your last, one day you will be right.
If you die in an elevator be sure to push the up button.
Sex on television can’t hurt you unless you fall off.
Don’t knock masturbation its sex with someone you love.
A dirty book is rarely dusty.
If we want to have a friend we must first be a friend.
The tendency to look for the good in every person or situation is the exact measure to how healthy your personality is.
The individual who can get along with the greatest variety of people is the one who has the healthiest personality of all.
The degree of character that you have is in direct proportion to your ability to resist expediency.
Why does lemonade have artificial flavoring but dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
When a man talks dirty to a woman its sexual harassment, when a woman talks dirty to a man its 3.99 a minute.
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Sex is not the answer sex is the question. Yes is the answer.
If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing anal...
Love is the answer but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
Only one life consumes past only what’s done with love will last.
You can't re-live the past, the future is determined by what you do today, so NOW is the only time.
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 39 | |
| Location | UK, England: Suffolk, Elmswell | |
| 🌈 Sexuality | Straight | |
| 🌎 Ethnicity | Mixed Ethnicity | |
| 🚬 Smoke | No | |
| 🍷 Drink | Socially | |
| 💊 Drugs | No | |
| 🛡️ Safe Sex | Sometimes | |
| 🏠 Meet At | Your place | |
| 📏 Height | 5ft 8in (173 cm) | |
| ⌛ Body Type | Athletic | |
| 👱 Hair Colour | Black | |
| 🦵 Body hair | Natural | |
| Friends | BondageJessie, Pipaoxford, loulou1414 | |
