Local West Orange swingers and dogging

• falcon77777
• Male, Straight
• Age: 59

I can never think of headlines for these things

I'm new to this.

• patricknlissa
• Couple, Straight Male, Bisexual Female
• Age: 50, 50

Intelligent, Playful, Sexy Couple

First thing's first: we are NORMAL (well, apart from the sexually deviant thing, as normal as persons in the "Lifestyle" can be..). If YOU are NOT, stop reading now. Otherwise continue and PLEASE read this profile in it's ENTIRETY before contacting us. Thank you. (sheesh, we're pricks!) Well, we think you already know about our main interest (wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say no more..), but we also like to go out on our Kawasaki 1100STX waverunner (three seater for that extra, special someone..), fishing on our Tracker Pro18 Bass boat (no, we're not redneck white-trash..well, maybe a little white-trash..isn't everybody?), drinking & dancing at our favorite Jersey clubs (Vegas once every few months), sometimes Hoboken, sometimes down the shore at D'Jai's (Fridays night and Saturday and Sunday Happy Hours..), Headliners (Saturday nights), Bar Anticipation, Jenkinson's, Joey Harrison's Surf Club, etc. (cause we can't afford that $485.00 bar tab in NYC EVERY weekend..), "hooking up" (together, of course..), typing run-on sentences, going to the beach and many, many other things that we'll tell you about and possibly do with you if we get to like you.. You can catch us at Toga Joe's parties at least once a month (his parties are THE best!), and we can be seen at Flirt and SKIN parties. Oh, we also enjoy going to the gym every single day (well, almost), to maintain our wonderfully sexual bodies (alright, not 100% perfect, but getting there..). We've been together forever (twelve wonderful years on May 29, 2002) and will be together forever (married on April 27th, 2002)..Melissa is 5'3, 125, measures 35-29-34 (those are generous C's I might add..and REAL..as Stephanie (one of our "special" friends) says, "Who's got better boobs than Melissa? NOBODY!"), with an incredible bottom (like a twelve year old boy, lol)..Patrick is 5'11, 205 (getting "buffer" every day I might add..), also with an incredible bottom (at least that's what the ladies tell me..). We are each other's best friend and our relationship is as solid as one's can get. Ideally, we would want a single girl to play with and be great friends, one who understands that sex is just a physical way of having fun and who is not committed to anyone..cause she has to be committed to us (just kidding..lol)! We have many friends that are couples, that we play with also, and we always want to meet other couples to be friendsfriendly with..While playing with other girls is our preference (as we would imagine it would be ANYBODY's preference!), Melissa does love to be with other men, as Patrick (who is FIERCELY hetero)loves to be with other women.. Persons with issues (i.e anxiety, hypochondriacs, obsessivecompulsive disorders, lack of brain power, drug addictions, vertically challenged, SEXually challenged, schizophrenia, diseases [ESPECIALLY where they have a bloody welt with pus coming out of it on the tip of their private parts], etc.) NEED NOT APPLY!