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Today I was in an elevator when a busty woman walked in. I couldn’t take my eyes of her breasts.

Guess I wasn’t thinking straight when she asked me:
“Could you press 1?”
I got a good slap!




When at a petrol station how can you tell if a guy is a male porn star?

Right before the petrol finishes pumping, he pulls the nozzle out and sprays all over the car.




What did the hurricane say to the palm tree?
‘Hold onto your nuts, this aint no normal blowjob!’




‘I just got the alphabet tattooed on my cock’
*open mouthed gawp*
‘Oh I left you speechless, let me put some words in your mouth..’


Chaz x

Rude and Crude Jokes

i got a £50 note tattooed on my cock for 3 reasons
1 i like to play with my money
2 i like to watch my money grow and
3 when she wants to go down town and blow £50 she can stay at home and do it instead

Rude & Crude Jokes

For those of you on here looking to combine sadism, necrophilia and bestiality you won't get anywhere. It's like flogging a dead horse.
fq1983

RE:Rude & Crude Jokes

For those of you on here looking to combine sadism, necrophilia and bestiality you won't get anywhere. It's like flogging a dead horse.

Lol



What's the definition of trust?

2 canibals having oral s3
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Loneliness is sickness

Need someone to Takeaway my loneliness,