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SiteAdminChaz2	10:09 am Tuesday, 13^th May, 2014 Yesterday was National Limerick Day did you know? We've got a couple of naughty little rhymes in honour of this Irish-inspired holiday for you today! There once was a man from Leeds, Who swallowed a packet of seeds, Within half an hour His cock was a flower And his balls were covered in weeds. There once was a woman from Wheeling Who one day had a funny feeling So she laid on her back Tickled her crack And squirted all over the ceiling! Like these, have your own? Share them! Chaz x
susiespencer	11:03 am Tuesday, 13^th May, 2014 RE:Site News: Lusty Limericks There was a young girl from Bagoda, Who bulit an erotic Pagoda, the walls of its halls were festooned with the balls and the tools of the fools who bestrode her!! There was a young girl from Aberystwyth, Who took corn to the mill to get grist with, the miller's son Jack, laid her flat on her back, and united the organs they pissed with!
SiteAdminChaz2	11:18 am Tuesday, 13^th May, 2014 RE:RE:Site News: Lusty Limericks Haha brill! There once was a security guard Who had some troubles keeping it hard He jerked it off nightly And squeezed it very tightly Whilst looking at his identification card. Chaz x
susiespencer	4:14 pm Tuesday, 13^th May, 2014 RE:RE:RE:Site News: Lusty Limericks There was a young plumber from Leigh, Who was plumbing a maid by the sea, said the maid "cease your plumbing, I think someone's coming" said the plumber still plumbing "it's me".