Tenerife 25.8 to 8.9.13 - anyone interested in joining me?

I'm seriously thinking about booking 2 weeks in the Canarian sun, and quite like the idea of sharing some naughty, uninhibited fun while I'm trying to get an all-over tan. The accomodation I'm looking at is one bedroom but apparently suitable for up to 4 people ;)

I was thinking that either 3 people could stay with me for both weeks or, if 2 weeks of me is too much to handle, 2 lots of 3 people could stay a week each. Obviously you would have to arrange your own flights, and I would need a contribution towards the cost of the accomodation.

Any takers? Please, please, please read my profile before you reply so you know exactly what you'll be getting!!

I'm looking forward to hearing from you xx