Yep me again

What does a man have to do round here to get some real action and not the usual bullshit. I lots of post from couples in London or Scotland but not from the West midlands. I can't believe there are no single women or couples looking for single guys in the Midlands so where are they?
I know they exist because i see them at the local clubs.
If there are any interested singles or couples get in touch or i will be forced to go to Camelians again tonight!