Taking go fuck yourself literally (and loving it)

For awhile I have been considering treating myself to a fucking machine as I love being fucked for prolonged periods and have never found doing this with suction mounted dildos very satisfactory. Yesterday I gave in to temptation and placed an order with LoveHoney who as ever came up trumps getting the machine to me before lunchtime today.

The machine I opted, based on the excelent reviews both on LoveHoney's and other website, was the Monkey Rocker which is a bizare rockng stool with a pivoting arrangement that means as the stool is rocked a thrust arm swings up and down between the two seat pads. When used with either a vac-u-lock or flared base dildo this allows the rider to fuck themselves as gently or roughly as they choose.

Having now tested the machine I can say that although it is extreamely expensive it is well built and gives wonderful control over the fucking you get and I certainly expect to get my monies worth out of it.