looking for a new life

i am returning to the uk on thursday and am looking for a base of opperations i have been living in bulgaria this last year rennovating a house and now time has come for me to return and find work again, if anyone happens to know of any jobs around their area (i mainly work in construction but any job will do for now) then i have the capacity to be very greatfull, if you are looking for a slave or maid then i aim to please any hour day or night x x

you dont have to accomodate me as i will look for my own place when i have a job but like i say if you want a slave i can sleep in the cupboard and you can take me out any time lol :0)

let me know what you think