I'm sitting here quite bored, In the Georgian town Blandford, Asking how on earth oh Lord, I'll get a meet... I might sound like a fool, I'll can travel down to Poole, I'll play just by your rule, Let me know... I can travel to Wimborne too, If you feel I'm right for you, Pop round and have a screw, Only joking, maybe two... I just don't want to force it, But I'll travel right round Dorset, even dress up in a corset, well maybe not... I'll make it worth your while, Leave you breathless,with a smile, so please don't run a mile... I'm up for fun!
