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Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms and kept the same tag-line...........Feel free to add others is you think of them. img src="imagesadultemoticons008.gif"

Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better
Tesco Condoms - every little helps
Nike Condoms - Just do it.

Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.
Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.
KFC Condoms - Finger licking good.
Minstrels Condoms -melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load.

Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough.
Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.
Ever Ready condoms - keep going and going.
Pringles condoms - once you pop, you cant stop

Burger King Condoms - Home of the whopper
Goodyear Condoms - for a longer ride go wide
FCUK condoms - no comment required.
Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain.

Halfords condoms - we go the extra mile.
Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.
Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long
Renault condoms - size really does matter!

Ronseal condoms - does exactly what it says on the tin
Ronseal quick-drying condoms - its dry and waterproof in 30 minutes
Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim!!! (Please)

Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach
Carlsberg condoms - probably the best condom in the world
AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service
Pepperami condoms - it's a bit of an animal
Polo condoms - the condom with the hole!!!

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Kwik Fit condoms ..... you can't get quicker than a qwik fit fitter

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fruit pastlle condoms cant put one in your mouth without chewing it

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Government Condoms - You don't really need it cos well F**K you anyway

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Virgin Condoms - A breach of the trade descriptions act

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skittles condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hand

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Disneyland condoms - it's the happiest place on earth

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Lmfao ..love dis post its wicked ...lidl c0nd0ms: spend a lil ..fuck a lot .. Churchill insursance c0nd0ms : -sheks head like da bulldog - ohhh yeSsss! Haha

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Asda Condoms - Another "Roll Back" promotion.

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Lmao ruup . . Dats a g0od un x x wo0lworths c0nd0ms ..nearly a hundred yearz old n nw ur fucked! Roflmao ximg src="imagesadultemoticons001.gif"

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wetherspoons condoms 19p nearly past there sell buy date!

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these are no ordinary condoms,these are MS condoms

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that is sooo funnyyyyyyyyyyy i love it........must avoid polo ones lol

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that is sooo funnyyyyyyyyyyy i love it........must avoid polo ones lol

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mcdonalds condoms.. i'm lovin' it

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burger king. have it your way, " with cheese"



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heinz condoms... come in 57 varieties

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endorsed by jamie oliver......fukka condoms lol