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Name of your first pet and mothers maiden name

Santos Peters

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I am reliably informed its better to go first pet and name of first street you lived on.
Santos Hooten
Sounds better don't it?
Stands3 is Deanna Clay
I feel a film coming on
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skippy aherne beet that

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Fluffy Piermont has a pleasing ring to it, I like to think...

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Fluffy Piermont? I'm sure I've seen your films!
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Tallulah Deepdale .......has a rum old ring to it lol

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This film is gonna be amazing!!

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Bertie Upperend........yes seriously!!!

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hmmm, rusty leicester, not quite i don't think, and zipper milton. we think we'll leave that one alone too! lol

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I will be "smokey avenue", thinking of giving up my job and going into films now!

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Prince Naylor! ( nail her perhaps?) lol img src="imagesadultemoticons002.gif"

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Pastor Kidneys! Scene one, take one.....ACTION!

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I'd be Snowy Street. Feel a song coming on. Oi put that gag away!!!!!

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Snowy Deanbrae

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tommy moore

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Joey Petley - sounds like this film is gonna be set in Autralia!! img src="imagesadultemoticons025.gif"

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libby laburnum.........not quite same is it lol

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Mine is Kizzy Hogan - we had a black cat when Roots was on the tv lol

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Actually - pity it wasnt Kunta Kinte!!

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Tiger Stafford here !!

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(Hand) Shandy Lavernock...hmmmmmm

If we can use counties, and joint first pet's names, then it's Cat Kent...now we're getting somewhere!! lolol

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I am reliably informed its better to go first pet and name of first street you lived on.

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gives me:

squirt school

dunno if it works but it sounds funny.

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butch cannon and sheeba lttlemoor here lol

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Ron would be Prince Cornwall, suppose it beats being the Prince of Wales.

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Bruce Morrow......think i will need to grow a moustache now.......das gud ya!!! lol

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(Hand) Shandy Lavernock...hmmmmmm

If we can use counties, and joint first pet's names, then it's Cat Kent...now we're getting somewhere!! lolol


Santos Nottinghamshire?........mine sucks

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mine would be Chuchie Finches img src="imagesadultemoticons030.gif" sounds good!

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Jeeze mines Bluey Cambridge !!!!! Oz it is then.

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Name of your first pet and mothers maiden name


Pooh Bovis? I don't think so!

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Hmmmm Loppy Fox just doesnt sound macho enough to me... I should have just kept quiet.... lmao

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Shame yours isnt Smokey and the Bandit ;-)
Err mine, dog called Bonnie and my mother was Elizabeth Taylor (honest + I've heard all the jokes) so its...Bonnie Taylor at the movies

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Oops, I've messed up big time, was supposed to send messages direct to person arrggghh. Ah well always look on the bright side, with that sort of cock-up I can always get a job in a government dept, HMRC beckons

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OK since I need to post my first message somewhere on these forums I figured I would start with this one.

Toby Sandaig

Just rolls off the tongue eh?

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First Pet - Purdy

First street - Tilgate

I think my mother surname sounds better - Purdy King, definately a porn name if ever i heard one!!!

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Chester Robinson,

sound more like a blues player to me, but I quite like it.

If I ever have to start a ne life it mignt be under that name, mind you dont think it really suits a 6'3" white guy!

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LOL... I'm Scooter Grampian

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This is my first post so hi everyone!
Thought I'd contribute to the thread so here's my pornstat name...................................MAX MCARTHY!!!!

Not too bad even if I say so myself lol

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Hi all - Shandy Bethell her e lol

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like to hok up

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Pippy Swan.

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Goldie Mort de Mere her! lol

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hi cindy summers seems good enough for me

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Blaze Williams for me, sounds like a quality career change beckons.

Name

Sultan Ross. :)

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Dusty Parkside

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Mindy Rydal - LOL

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Paddy Surtees, ffs. I am neither male nor Irish!

I much prefer my (imagined burlesque) moniker of Madame Josephine.

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Pip Radlett .... not good lol

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well I would be pk heaton!!

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Big Daddy Burton (I had a godfish I called Big Daddy after the wrestler!)

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Heidi Mayfield

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Moses Elvin

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Mica Knight. Not bad, think i might pull that one out of the bag sometime ; )img src="imagesadultemoticons012.gif"

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Kim Brook

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They say that the first male Roman porn star was a Maximus Erectus. Also King Arthur used to reign in Cumalot !!!

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Cookie Denise

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My name would be Lucy ridgewell (I know eh?) and the wifes is stripe church. As a straight dude how come I get the lassie porn name... Lol

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Mine is Lucy ridge well and the wifes is stripe church. How come as the fella I get the lassies name eh? Lol

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i would bu Dr.Proton coz
1. Dr. coz no way you``ll start arguing with Dr. he knows better than you, ``so take that off and be ready, honey``
2. proton is a such an element, which can exist only in move, so lives quick but sparky.
just as most of us desided one day :) ... nea too smart

i`ll be Mr.LOBOLOBO then haha

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Bengo Hardman.............or Bengo Demaine