Finding Jesus

A drunken bloke was staggering along the canal tow path cursing and swearing at his bad luck when he came across a group of religious baptists. The preacher heard the drunk blaspheming and grabbed him by the scruff of the neck and dunked his head under the water for a good 30 seconds. he then yanked him out and asked "Have you found Jesus?"
The drunk spat out water then said "No...have I fuck!"
The preacher dunked him again for a further 30 seconds and again yanked him out and asked "Have you found Jesus?"
Again the drunk shook his head and said "Not a fuckin chance"
The preacher dunked him again for a full minute this time and again yanked him out and shouted "Have you found Jesus?"
The drunk gasped for air and looked at the preacher and said "Are you sure this is where he fell in?"
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