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3 nuns ask permission from the mother superior to visit the local village pub for the very first time,having been locked away for 30 years each and not knowing anything about the outside world.
Taking pity on them,the mother superior grants them permission to go down one night.
So,next night they all troop off down there,walk in and "open-mouthed" walk to the bar.
Not knowing what to drink,they settle for lemonades and sit at a table.
Everything being new to them,they are drawn to 2 guys playing darts,having never seen it played before.
They all move closer to watch the game.
A guy stands up to throw his darts,being distarcted by the close proximity of the nuns,his first dart goes in the single 20.
One of the nuns moves a bit closer to watch,second dart hits the treble 20.
Totally fasinated the nun moves yet closer as the guy throws his third dart,he hits the wire on the board,bounces off,and hits the nun inbetween the eyes,killing her instantily.
And someone at the back of the room shouts out..... ONE NUN DEAD AND EIGHTY.