I heard from TightSnaggerTony that MrsTony invited a black guy round the other day. He dropped his strides to reveal a monster of a thing that looked like a tin of vim with a boxing glove on the end.
MrsTony got worried and said "I've got a weak heart"
The guy smiled and said "Lay on your side and I'll try and miss it"
Knowing she was stuck she took her chewing gum out and stuck it on the end of his shaft and said "When i start chewing again for f*ck's sake stop"
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