| 5:27 pm Tuesday, 26th December, 2006
a bus load of nuns die in a crash an go to heaven.. st peter ask the 1st nun have you ever touched a penis? she says she touched one with my finger st peter say s dip it in the holy water.. he then asks the next nun she say she fondled one put your hand in holy water he said.. suddenly there s a commotion a nun pushed to the front ,, st peter asks what s up if im going to gargle that holy water i want to do it before sister ann sticks her arse in it,,,, |
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1:23 am Saturday, 12th February, 2011
nunsA local pub team was short of two players for the match, the captain was just about to tell the other visiting team's captain that they would have to forefit two games, just then two nuns came into the pub, "Can you play for us, we are two players short tonight?" the local team captain asked them, "Yes, we can but we have not played much" replied the nuns, thats okay, you two can play doubles, you can use the pub darts. |
