| 11:15 am Sunday, 24th December, 2006
octupus walks into a bar and says he can play any musical instrumement given to him . the english man give him a guitar and he plays it like jimmy hendrix they all cheer him.. the irishman gives him a piano and he plays it better than elton john.. the scotsman gives him a set of bag pipes and the octupus is fumbling around with them and the scots man shouts you can ne play em can ye.. the octupus shouts play em when i get her fuckin pyjammasoff im gonna fuck her brains out |
