A little lad found a welders mask on a rubbish tip and started walking home wearing it pretending to be darth vader.
A car pulled up along side him and a shady looking bloke wound down the window and asked "Sonny, do you know what felching is?"
The boy shook his head
"Do you know what rimming is?" the man persisted
Again the boy shook his head
"Well do you know what a blow job is?" The man asked
The boy lifted the mask and said "Mister....I'm not a real welder"
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