Two aid workers in Africa get captured by a tribe of very hungry cannibals who put them in a large pot of water, build a huge fire under it, and leave them there to stew.
A few minutes later, one of the men starts to chuckle to himself. The other bloke can't believe it and says, "What the fuck are you laughing at? We're being boiled alive! They're gonna eat us! what so funny? "
The other guy said, "I just had a wank in the soup."
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