Naughty TV games

Hey, I'm a 27yo crossdresser from Glasgow, Scotland and I'm really desperate to try some dirty games.

An example of what I have in mind is: We both meet in a pub in Glasgow, maybe after work or at lunch time, or even in the afternoon if your free (i've been getting away early recently as this is our quiet period). We will both have on full lingerie under our clothes. I will go to the toilet and masturbate untill i fill my panties, then I'll take them off and come back to the table. I will give my soaked panties to you and you will then go to the tiolet and masturbate until you fill own panties. You will then take your panties off, and put mine on. You will come back to the table and give me your panties, and then I will go and put them on. We will sit wearing each others sticky panties while we have a beer and talk about how nasty we are.