a bike

little sam asked for a bike for xmas, his dad said "we,d get you one son, but the mortgage is £100,000 & your mam has just lost her job" next day sam walks out with his case packed, his dad asks where you going?"sam replied "i walked past you room last night & heardyou telling mam that your pulling out, then i heard her telling you to wait as she was comeing too, & im not staying here with a £100,000 mortage & no f*****g bike!!