who wants to meet up?

i just wanna meet up with any1 femcoucd.ts.tvmales i'm up 4 anythin. i went 2 the local doggin car park 2nite intent on losing my gay cherry but the only offer i got woz some pissed twat. someone help i really am horny & up 4 it!
let me know when any1's availible i'll meet any1 4 anything any nite. sound a little 2 desperate i know but just can't believe that getting laid is this hard. it's not like i'm narrowing my options ( except 4 really pissed blokes that can't even stand let alone fuck me for the 1st time ) but other than that i don't know wot 2 do. somebody pleeeeeeeeease help.