Steak and Blow-Job Day:Top-Notch Nosh!

The manliest holiday of the year is imminent..Steak and Blowjob Day! This does what it says on the tin and is supposedly men’s answer to Valentines Day. Its exactly one month following the romantic Hallmark hol celebrating love and this year it falls on this Saturday. This day is more to celebrate men everywhere’s penises and show that they’re very much appreciated with two of the most enjoyable things.




Here’s a few tips for giving a top-notch nosh!

Don’t rush through it, a blow-job is like an oaky single-malt, it gets better with time. So savour that penis by taking it an inch at a time, slowly trace
his girth with the tip of your tongue and grip the bottom of his shaft with the hand that you use to write. You will most likely find it easier to maintain a steady rhythm using this hand and so is ideal for using to eventually move up and down his shaft whilst you’re also licking, caressing and sucking.

Remember to give his balls some attention by gently playing with them using your now free (non-writing) hand. Considering blowjobs are associated with the penis, the other highly sensitive areas like the balls can be often overlooked. However these nerve-filled spheres of pleasure could mean the difference between a standard blow-job and an orgasmic life-changing experience that will leave him smiling for days.

Occasional eye-contact with a sultry glance whilst in the act should also drive him wild!

Giving a few muffled ‘oohs’ and ‘ahhs’ whilst making occasional eye contact and treating his penis like it’s the most precious object ever to exist could give him a bit of an ego boost and so aide his enjoyment. Chances are, he wants to see you enjoying giving the act in addition to his own pleasure. So if you should suffer from jaw pain, try to massage your jaw prior to the act in a bid to halt any muscular pain as much as possible and ‘warm up’ your jaw.

Want to go all the way? Many people struggle with the gag reflex that activates when the back of their throat is touched. So if you want to take in his phallus in its entirety without being sick on his…well you know, then you need to numb this gag reflex. There are numbing sprays and sweets specifically for this purpose but something which can work just as well is throat lozenges!




As great as Steak and BlowJob Day is though, we do wonder whereabouts the Champagne, Chocolate and Cunnilingus Day is..

Are you going to be celebrating this contemporary and kinky holiday this Saturday with a couple of sirloins and maybe some meat for afters?

RE:Steak and Blow-Job Day:Top-Notch Nosh!

A joint day would be good with number 69 on the menu mmmmmmm xx