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The Anticipation of Fifty Shades

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SiteAdminChaz2	10:14 am Tuesday, 10^th February, 2015 The world is going Fifty Shades-mad ahead of the movie release, just check out some of these examples from round the globe! DIY chain store B & Q are requesting their staff to read the kinky novel as they anticipate a surge in the sales of rope, masking tape, duct tape etc. as consumers attempt to act out their own Fifty Shades experience. The staff will be expected to be familiar with the scenes in the book and be prepared to have some potentially sensitive conversations with their customers in order to advise them how to make the most of their restraining materials. BDSM schools like the London Mistress School are seeing record bookings for their classes which teach women how to be a good dominatrix or couples how to incorporate BDSM into their sex life and the movie hasn't even been released yet! Scottish brewers, Innis and Gunn have formulated a Fifty Shades-inspired beer, 'Fifty Shades of Green' which contains aphrodisiacs ginseng, damiana and ginkgo. Although it's very exclusive, apparently they've only made 200 bottles! Meanwhile in New York, Eleni's bakery is offering a fantastically decorated set of delicious cookies which are shaped and decorated to resemble the likes of brassiere, lips and the infamous silver tie. Are you loving the build-up to the Fifty Shades movie coming out on the silver screen? Or then again maybe it's already getting on your nerves and you can't wait for it to be over?
Rusty1970	7:29 pm Tuesday, 10^th February, 2015 Pam Ayres puts it so well... FIFTY SHADES OF GREY BY PAM AYRES The missus bought a Paperback, down Shepton Mallet way, I had a look inside her bag;... T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey". Well I just left her to it, And at ten I went to bed. An hour later she appeared; The sight filled me with dread. In her left hand she held a rope; And in her right a whip! She threw them down upon the floor, And then began to strip. Well fifty years or so ago; I might have had a peek; But Mabel hasn't weathered well; She's eighty four next week!! Watching Mabel bump and grind; Could not have been much grimmer. And things then went from bad to worse; She toppled off her Zimmer! She struggled back upon her feet; A couple minutes later; She put her teeth back in and said "I am a dominator!!" Now if you knew our Mabel, You'd see just why I spluttered, I'd spent two months in traction For the last complaint I'd uttered. She stood there nude and naked Bent forward just a bit I went to hold her, sensual like and stood on her left tit! Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out; My God what had I done! She moaned and groaned then shouted out: "Step on the other one!!" Well readers, I can tell no more; Of what occurred that day. Suffice to say my jet black hair, Turned fifty shades of grey!!
gingered1979	1:56 pm Wednesday, 11^th February, 2015 RE:Pam Ayres puts it so well... lmao very good the poem that is. Poor people in B and Q
dee231	2:46 am Thursday, 12^th February, 2015 RE:The Anticipation of Fifty Shades Hi
Xander56	10:35 am Monday, 16^th February, 2015 RE:The Anticipation of Fifty Shades Have now read the book and seen the movie and in my humble opinion, if it hadn't been for the taboo nature of the subject both would be considered mediocre at best. Tell me I'm wrong but I think anyone that is truly into that lifestyle would find it cliche at best. What do you think?
blackthrobbinator	1:49 am Tuesday, 17^th February, 2015 RE:RE:The Anticipation of Fifty Shades its so emmanuel version 1000 ..rather watch wilde coyote trying to bang up roadrunner mwuahahahhahimg src="imagesadultemoticons002.gif" LMBBCO