Walking Wives Wanted for Walking Marriages and Steamy Honeymoons

In China they have something called "walking marriage", which basically means to marry outside the state laws and to live separately but be committed to one and other in a mutually agreeable sexual relationship. I think that's the best idea I've ever heard and I'm seeking open-minded women to be my walking wives, with full weddings and honeymoons, and of course I will be happy to share my walking wives with my best men, good friends and bridesmaids. So basically what I'm saying is - Will you marry me? :-)

(But obviously; any women who don't fancy going to all that trouble I'd be happy to meet just for a coffee a chat and a quickie)