Welcome, one and all, to the first day of our steamy seasonal celebration! Stick around for the next to weeks and find plenty of filthy, fun ways to fill your stocking as we find out who's been extra naughty...
We're kicking things off with a wild game of wit: Rude Riddles! Can you decipher our seasonal-themed "Who am I?" questions, based on our kinky clues below?
1) I stand erect, I have wood and you love to dress me when i'm naked... What am I?
2) I have meat, I'm a dirty bird and you love to stuff me and cover my breasts in your juices... What am I?
3) I am hard, slightly bent and I taste sweet when you lick me... but I will make you sticky! What am I?
4) I am filthy and hard and Santa loves to go down on me, if i'm not blocked up... What am I?
5) I am hairy, I have a full sack and I only come once a year... Who am I?
6) You make me hard and lick my creamy frosting before you devour me with my legs wide open... What am I?
Think you've got them nailed? Simply leave a comment below with your list of answers and see if you can solve the Rude Riddles...
Merry Kissmas!
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10:06 am Monday, 13th December, 2021
My cock is the answer |
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11:55 am Monday, 13th December, 2021
Cock is the answer |
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12:21 pm Monday, 13th December, 2021
A hard cock |
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12:24 pm Monday, 13th December, 2021
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12:48 pm Monday, 13th December, 2021
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12:52 pm Monday, 13th December, 2021
Penis |
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12:55 pm Monday, 13th December, 2021
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1:01 pm Monday, 13th December, 2021
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1:02 pm Monday, 13th December, 2021
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1:05 pm Monday, 13th December, 2021
Santa clause |
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1:07 pm Monday, 13th December, 2021
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1:18 pm Monday, 13th December, 2021
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1:30 pm Monday, 13th December, 2021
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1:30 pm Monday, 13th December, 2021
I am straight l love to fuck TS |
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1:38 pm Monday, 13th December, 2021
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1:39 pm Monday, 13th December, 2021
hmmmm w'd it be.... cock ?:) |
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2:00 pm Monday, 13th December, 2021
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2:56 pm Monday, 13th December, 2021
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3:00 pm Monday, 13th December, 2021
Happy Holidays to you too |
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3:07 pm Monday, 13th December, 2021
LOVE YOU AND WISH YOU A HAPPY KISSMAS😍😍😍😍 |
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4:14 pm Monday, 13th December, 2021
Mannequin, Candy Cane, Chimney, Santa Claus, Gingerbread Man |
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4:22 pm Monday, 13th December, 2021
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4:30 pm Monday, 13th December, 2021
Can we post anything in here? |
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5:05 pm Monday, 13th December, 2021
Nice |
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5:16 pm Monday, 13th December, 2021
Mannequin Turkey, Candy Cane, Chimney, Santa, Gingerbread man |
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5:36 pm Monday, 13th December, 2021
Frosty the Snowman, Christmas turkey, candy cane, chimeny, Santa, the Gingerbreadman |
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5:49 pm Monday, 13th December, 2021
hey i commented on the riddles and now i get updates when others post I don't want that that's a lot of notifications I don't want all those how do you turn that off? |
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5:53 pm Monday, 13th December, 2021
have meat, I'm a dirty bird and you love to stuff me and cover my breasts in your juices... What am I? |
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6:03 pm Monday, 13th December, 2021
Snowman |
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6:05 pm Monday, 13th December, 2021
Hi I'm a part cross dresser looking for fun and games |
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6:10 pm Monday, 13th December, 2021
Mannequin turkey candy cane chimney Santa gingerbread man |
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6:14 pm Monday, 13th December, 2021
Mannequin,Turkey,candycane,chimney,father Christmas, gingerbread man. |
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6:28 pm Monday, 13th December, 2021
Never saw Frosty get wood. |
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6:29 pm Monday, 13th December, 2021
Penis |
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6:51 pm Monday, 13th December, 2021
Mannequin, turkey, candy Cain, chimney, Santa, ginger bread mancookie ????? |
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7:30 pm Monday, 13th December, 2021
Snowman turkey candy cane chimney Santa ginger bread man |
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7:48 pm Monday, 13th December, 2021
Mannequin,turkey,candy Cain, chimney,Santa,ginger bread man or cookie |
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11:48 pm Monday, 13th December, 2021
Hello! I'm getting endless updates of everyone else's comments. Since mine weren't deemed acceptable, please can we cut the crap? X |
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12:36 am Tuesday, 14th December, 2021
Hey merry Christmas in advance I will like to get close with you. |
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12:37 am Tuesday, 14th December, 2021
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12:51 am Tuesday, 14th December, 2021
Window |
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1:32 am Tuesday, 14th December, 2021
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2:13 am Tuesday, 14th December, 2021
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2:54 am Tuesday, 14th December, 2021
Mannequin |
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4:26 am Tuesday, 14th December, 2021
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5:11 am Tuesday, 14th December, 2021
Mannequin, turkey, candy cane, chimney, Santa, gingerbread man |
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6:13 am Tuesday, 14th December, 2021
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9:49 am Tuesday, 14th December, 2021
Inch and a half diameter candy cane, no turkey, mistletoe provided, unlike Santa... available year round! |
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10:49 am Tuesday, 14th December, 2021
Mannequin,Turkey,Candy cane,Chimney,Santa,Ginger beard man |
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2:33 pm Tuesday, 14th December, 2021
Hi love how are you doing today |
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3:43 pm Tuesday, 14th December, 2021
Cock |
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4:16 pm Tuesday, 14th December, 2021
cock 🙂 |
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4:26 pm Tuesday, 14th December, 2021
Where are the girls? |
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6:10 pm Tuesday, 14th December, 2021
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8:08 pm Tuesday, 14th December, 2021
This is easy answer the question 2 me again haha |
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8:28 pm Tuesday, 14th December, 2021
Sex chat |
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4:13 am Wednesday, 15th December, 2021
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6:31 am Wednesday, 15th December, 2021
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Mannequin, turkey, candy cane, chimney, Santa, gingerbread man. |
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11:34 am Monday, 20th December, 2021
Hii |
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12:10 pm Monday, 20th December, 2021
nice game! |
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3:38 pm Monday, 20th December, 2021
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2:38 am Wednesday, 22nd December, 2021
Mannequin, turkey, candy cane, chimney, Santa, gingerbread man |
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12:49 pm Wednesday, 22nd December, 2021
Mannequin, Turkey, Candy Cane, Chimney, Santa Claus, Gingerbread Man |
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9:19 pm Wednesday, 22nd December, 2021
6. Gingerbread man? Really? |
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10:52 pm Wednesday, 22nd December, 2021
mannequin, turkey, candy, cane, chimney, santa claus, |
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12:45 am Thursday, 23rd December, 2021
Mannequin, Turkey, Candy Cane, Chimney, Santa Claus, Gingerbread Man😀 |
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6:20 am Sunday, 26th December, 2021
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11:49 am Sunday, 26th December, 2021
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7:49 am Thursday, 30th December, 2021
Mannequin, Turkey, Candy Cane, Chimney, Santa Claus, Gingerbread Man |
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4:47 pm Friday, 7th January, 2022
Hi |
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2:10 pm Friday, 21st January, 2022
Why does Santa have no children ? A: He only cums once a year. Why does Santa insist going down the Chimney ? A: to soot himself Did you know santa has three girlfriends ? A: hoe hoe hoe |
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3:04 pm Friday, 21st January, 2022
1. Wooden dildo wearing a tux |
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4:40 pm Monday, 24th January, 2022
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8:34 pm Tuesday, 1st February, 2022
Hi. Who capture in three image and feeling spread |
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