What does prostitution, fornication, masturbation, menstruation have in common?
Exactly the same as voyeurism & exhibitionism, masochism & sadism.
If you don’t get what you see, you haven’t got what it takes.
If you come late, you’ve overlooked the hands on the cock clock.
Cu-coo.
Cold shower.
And if that’s too confusing have a cold shower.
It will relieve you of a hard time.
(Arbitrary words uttered relentlessly by a seemingly senile yet surprisingly nubile spinster.)