My greek odyssey continued

She would appear regularly in the mid-morning at the hotel pool> with what were clearly not very realistic hair extensions,a fake tan, the nipples on her pneumatic boob job, tugged and rouged and a gold chain( also fake ) around her waist with the ends strategically positioned to emphasize both clefts in her tight, little bikini bottom,she always took the long route around the pool to make sure everyone got a good look, before taking a sun lounger at the pool's edge.
This particular morning,she executed the same routine but, not paying proper attention,did not sit squarely on the lounger.The result was that it folded up, tipped over and dumped her in the water.
I along with several others, could not help but laugh out loud at the sight of her hauling herself out of the water like a very long, drowned rat, with one shoe still sailing forlornly across the pool like the Marie Celeste.
This episode had the effect of dissipating my morose mood, giving rise to many chuckles in the bar,later.
Needless to say, the lady did not re-appear but I returned to the UK in much lighter spirits.
The moral of this story is that it is much more pleasurable to experience the subtleties of a lovely woman rather than be confronted by plastic,cheap jewellery and bucket loads of make-up by one who noticeably failed to impress.
Most of the ladies on this site bar a very few ,are charming and delightful and that's what makes them so attractive to an ordinary but discerning bloke like me.

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