HER: hey what’s up? it’s been awhile,I got some free time coming up I wanna see you.HIM: well I’m looking at your file and your frequent fucking me miles are extremely low which indicates you haven’t used the service in some time, which violates the user agreement. So the right to terminate your account was invoked with no further access to the service.HER:what! that’s fucked up! HIM:guess you should’ve read the fine print.(hang up)
