A man with a bad stomach complaint goes to his local doctor and asks him what he can do. The doctor replies that the illness is
quite serious but can be cured with a small course of two
suppositories inserted deep up the back passage. The man agrees,
and so the doctor warns him of the pain, tells him to bend over,
and shoves the thing way up his behind. The doctor then hands him
the second dose and tells him to do the same thing in six hours
time using rubber gloves and KY-Jelly or something.
So, the man goes home and later that evening tries to get the
second suppository inserted, but he finds he cannot reach himself
properly to obtain the required depth. Thus, he calls his wife
over and tells her what to do. The wife nods, puts one hand on his shoulder to steady him and with the other shoves the medicine home.
Suddenly the man screams.
"What's the matter?" asked his wife. "Did I hurt you?"
"No," replies the man, "but I just realised that when the doctor
did that, he had BOTH hands on my shoulders."
