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Funny pick up lines to make you smile

9:28 am Saturday, 2nd February, 2013

What are your funny pick up lines? Here's some to start it off and raise a smile or two...

Am i a light switch? 'cause you turn me on.

Are you a parking ticket? 'because you have fine, written all over you.

Your legs must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all night.



Comments
11:46 am Saturday, 2nd February, 2013

My favourite was from Sid the Sexist out of VIZ magazine for those of you who remember that .
" Hiya Pet do you like Chicken ? " " Then suck me cock cos that's Fowl !!! "

6:19 pm Saturday, 2nd February, 2013

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Or

You are so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line!

10:08 pm Saturday, 2nd February, 2013

OR ..... Get your coat luv .... It will cover up your fat arse when we walk past my mates !!!! LOL

11:00 pm Saturday, 2nd February, 2013

like clocks....whack two hands and a face on this.llimg src="imagesadultemoticons030.gif" img src="imagesadultemoticons030.gif" img src="imagesadultemoticons030.gif" img src="imagesadultemoticons030.gif"

11:35 am Tuesday, 5th February, 2013

Or... Good you fell from heaven dear; all the fun is here with us!

7:32 pm Wednesday, 17th April, 2013

How much does a polar bear weigh x
Enough to break the ice

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