What are your funny pick up lines? Here's some to start it off and raise a smile or two...
Am i a light switch? 'cause you turn me on.
Are you a parking ticket? 'because you have fine, written all over you.
Your legs must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all night.
11:46 am Saturday, 2nd February, 2013
My favourite was from Sid the Sexist out of VIZ magazine for those of you who remember that . |
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6:19 pm Saturday, 2nd February, 2013
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? |
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10:08 pm Saturday, 2nd February, 2013
OR ..... Get your coat luv .... It will cover up your fat arse when we walk past my mates !!!! LOL |
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11:00 pm Saturday, 2nd February, 2013
like clocks....whack two hands and a face on this.llimg src="imagesadultemoticons030.gif" img src="imagesadultemoticons030.gif" img src="imagesadultemoticons030.gif" img src="imagesadultemoticons030.gif" |
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11:35 am Tuesday, 5th February, 2013
Or... Good you fell from heaven dear; all the fun is here with us! |
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7:32 pm Wednesday, 17th April, 2013
How much does a polar bear weigh x |