I chose "nervous" for my mood today, as the drop-down list does not, I discovered to my chagrin, offer "Full-blown paranoid" amongst the many moods listed. Still, since my nerves *are* shot to pieces - and have been for well nigh a decade or two - it'll probably end up being the "default mood". WHICH MEANS that any alert reader (assuming any readers at all, now that I think of it) who discovers me in a different mood on a blogday will be declared winner and given the option of picking between three great prizes, to wit: 1) Receiving oral, 2) Giving oral sex, 3) 1) and 2), thank you very much.
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6:08 pm Thursday, 24th January, 2013
What's with all the bloody asterisks? My paranoia runs deep ... |
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6:12 pm Thursday, 24th January, 2013
And to make matters worse, I'm commenting to myself. I foresee a furious exchange of self-generated and viciously-cycling comments. Things fall apart, the center cannot hold ... |
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6:34 pm Thursday, 24th January, 2013
me either lol :-) |
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7:07 pm Thursday, 24th January, 2013
Yes ... I'm talking out of my asterisks, apparently. Well, I can't say you weren't warned. Didn't the name of this blog sound pretty sketchy, just for starters? |
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7:42 pm Thursday, 24th January, 2013
Lilith, you're my kind of gal. Let's get married. Whuddaya say? Huh? Okay? |
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8:04 pm Thursday, 24th January, 2013
ACK! Well, failure hurts, but I didn't exactly go overboard in my courting, I must admit. I could've at least offered you a mint as an ice-breaker or maybe a couple of my parents' old Perry Como cassette tapes, I reckon. I mean, I would've had to *steal* them from my folks, but GET THIS: they don't even have a tape player in their cars - so the joke's on THEM!!! BWAHAHAHA!!! |
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8:10 pm Thursday, 24th January, 2013
No worries - my immediately preceding comment contains asterisks that I actually MEANT TO INSERT! I'm getting the hang of this place, I think ... but I'm just waiting to run up against the greenback wall, ya know, the ONE option on the site you gotta have to actually get some, but ya don't have the cabbage for it. Maybe I'll get an advance warning from someone in my rapidly-growing readership. |
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12:41 am Friday, 25th January, 2013
So is "troggy" a nice or mean word in "British" English? Or is it some kind of sick computer-user-spawned bit o' crummy just introduced in the NEW-AND-ALMOST-COMPLETELY-BRAINLESS 11th edition Newspeak dictionary? And if so, what unword did the sub-sub-sub-committee delete to make room for it? |
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7:21 pm Friday, 25th January, 2013
I assume this is all about centrifugal force if the centre is crumbling. And im disgusted to see no mention of Obelix, he was just as vital a part. Asterix would have done nothing without him... well that and his crack juice. No offence Mr Jerry Sir but i was under the impression that trog was a 'stig of the dump' like reference no? |
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7:43 pm Friday, 25th January, 2013
"A stig of dump" ... all I can is, here we go again ...
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