in these difficult times of self isolation and restricted access i offer you one glimmer of hope for the future, I'm a man without conviction I've never been convicted honest guvnor I'm a man who loves you so, so cumma cumma to the English Riviera and spend some time at seaside lass its good for the soul oh and if you like it then you'd better put a ring on it oh oh oh oh oh oh oh, so if you fancy a social outside int fresh air by the harbour I'll buy you a coffee and show you the sights I'll bring me broom handle so that distancing rules are applied, please form an orderly queue.
