A Mother had 3 virgin daughters...
They were all getting married within a short time period.
Because Mum was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.
The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding.
The card said nothing but: 'Nescafe'
Mum was puzzled at first, but then went to her kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar.
It said: 'Good till the last drop'.
Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.
The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding,
And the card read: 'Rothmans'
Mum now knew to go straight to her husband's cigarettes,
And she read from the pack: 'Extra Long. King Size'
She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her daughter.
The third girl left for her honeymoon in Auckland , New Zealand .
Mum waited for a week, nothing. Another week went by and still nothing..
Then after a whole month, a card finally arrived.
Written on it with shaky handwriting were the words 'Air New Zealand '
Mum took out her latest YOU magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for Air NZ.
The ad said
'Ten times a day, seven days a week, both ways.'
Mum fainted
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12:29 pm Friday, 24th May, 2013
To have worked as a flight attendant in the area for a another airline I can confirm that Air NZ hostess have a high sex drive :) |
