Our night 'Drunk in London'

I was standing at the bar, waiting for my friend to arrive. I had already drank a bottle of wine, and now i was drinking Vodka, so was, as it said in my profile, Drunk in London. I had just updated my profile with that when i felt a hand on my ass. I presumed it was Jade, and wiggled my butt as i looked round, to see it was a guy i had never seen before! I had to make a split decission, pull away and make a scene or call his bluff. I decided to call his bluff. 'Vodka please!' i said, and smiled. His hand came off my ass, and he looked past me accross the bar. i looked where he was looking, and saw a table with 2 guys and 3 girls sat at it, he had come to the bar to buy a round and had taken his chance to touch a nice piece of ass while he was there. 'Err,...sorry' he said and walked away. As he did, Jade turned up. I started laughing and told her what had just happened. We got a bottle of wine and went to stand at a table. we could see the table where the guy was sitting, and we kept looking over and smiling at the guy while we drank our wine and caught up on the days events. When the guy went to the bar the next time, Jade also went to get us more drinks. When she was there, she stood next to the guy and put her hand on his ass, he went red, and kept looking over at the table he was sat at, Jade came back to our table and told me that the guy had paid for our drinks and asked if we could stop looking over, hahaha. He was worried he was going to get found out by his girlfriend. We decided to finish our drinks and move on to a club. It was about 9.30pm when we left the pub and jumped in a taxi to the club. We had decided that we were going to a private club we know in soho.

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