i need a woman who plays golf badly!!!!

As a golf fan i like golf jokes
so here goes

Dear Deidrie

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs. Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with "the girls" a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

I always try to stay awake to look out for her coming home, but I usually fall asleep. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. Around midnight, I decided to hide in the garage behind my golf clubs so I could get a good view of the whole street when she arrived home from a night out with "the girls". at this moment a white mercedes pulled up and out stepped my wife looking a little dishevelled. I watched as she pulled her skimpy knickers out of her clutch bag and slipped them on before leaning back into the car.

It was at that moment, crouching behind my clubs, that I noticed it, that the graphite shaft on my driver appeared to have a hairline crack right by the club head. Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the pro shop where I bought it?

Signed, Tiger

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