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Miracles appear in the strangest of places, fancy me meeting you here part 1

11:11 am Sunday, 19th July, 2020

I stopped at a buddys house one night because I was in no shape to drive.  He came outside to chat with me and told me he was with a woman.  I told him that was fine Id just sit in the truck and wait for the sun to come up.  He said that was a bad idea as security would come by at least once an hour and hassle me.  He lived in a gated community and they take security seriously.  He had told me of this gal before.  I wasnt quite ready for what I saw... She was beautiful.  Stunningly beautiful.  Her skin was the color of perfectly creamed coffee. Her body was just amazing.

My buddy did the intros.  Her name was Ellie. I just couldnt pull my eyes off her.  I wondered how much this was costing my friend because surely a woman like this wasnt going to fuck him for free.  I didnt think a woman that pretty would fuck Grant for money.

There was some small talk; we passed a pipe around.I stared.  She made me nervous.  Women like her always do.  I came to terms with the fact that Im average looking at best and nothing more.  Women like her made me insecure.  I always felt like the nouse in a game of cat and mouse, and the cat has rigged the game.  She knew the effect she had on me, and probably men and women alike.  She knew it too.  And I think she used it to her advantage.  

"Wait", she said, turning to Grant.  "Is he that Randy?"  Grant stumbled with his words and knew he had been outed for not keeping his mouth shut.  

"What Randy would that be?", I asked. She looked me in the eye and said, "The one that likes to get fucked."  She stared deep into my eyes.  "Doesnt everyone like to get fucked?" I fired back.  "Yeah", she said.  "But not everyone likes it in the ass."

I was without words.  "What are you talking about?" I asked her only stuttering as little.  She had done it without really trying.  She threw me off ehat little confidence I had.   "YOu know what Im talking about.  Grant told me you like to be pegged."  She said.  "I think he said your ex wife did it to you and you liked it and now you have a hard time finding a girl to fuck you", she smiled as she was telling me this.  I was mortified.  Her eyes never looked away from my mine. I was the mouse and I was waiting for the blow that would kill me from this catty feline.  "Look no more" she said.  "Ill do you.  I mean Ill fuck you.  Ive always wanted to try that."  she purred.

I smoked an entire pack of cigarettes in one long breath.  And, then to make it even more uncomfortable, she wanted to continue to discuss it, like were old friends discussing high school.  It was the great strap on inquisition. "Did it hurt?"  "How big was it?""Did your wife like it?"  "Did you ever do it with anyone other than your wife?" "What position did you do it in?" "Do you have a strap on now?" "Can I fuck you?"  And I answered her:  "Yes it hurt a lkot the first time", "It was really pretyy big truth be told. 9 inches long, and very thick."  ":She didnt like  it as much as the last serious girlfriend I had before moveing to here from Az.", "All fours, ass up chest down, or on my back my ass at the edge of the couch or bed", "No I dont have one now.  No need for it.  I dont know anyone like that here.". "Did you just ask =me if you can fuck me?  Is this some joke you guys are pulling on me to embarrass me or something?" I asked both of them/  Grant didnt say a word.  She just said one:  "No".

I was stunned.  Shit like this didnt happen in real life.  In in the readers letters of mens mags.  This was like living a story from Penthhouse.  And I stared at her.. alot during the night.  Shed look my way and Id turn my head away quickly afraid to talk to her.  Then she caught me.  "What are you staring at?" she demanded.  I thought a minute and thought I was being suave and said: "Im trying to do the math and figure out how longh it took you to become so beautiful.", she replied "about 9 months." 

And I stared.

We exchanged phone numbers, email addresses, and facebook info.  We promised to contact each other and set this up.  I wanterd nothing more than to have this beautiful 22 year old goddess.  I also knew it wasny going to happen because that doesnt happen here in the real world.  And then that same day came the facebook friends request.  We bagan to send messenger texts.  It was much easier to talk to her about it vioa texts.  I was bold and could discuss with her the plan.

I asked her how she wanted this to be.  Did she want to be dominant and forceful?  Did she wasnt it to be romantic?  Thats when she told me she had once been s dominatrix.  I asked her how she was a dominatrix and didnt have a strap on?  "My twin sister stole it."  Man I was rock hard as fast as it happened when I was 12.  I couldnt imagine 2 of them and both of them into fetish sex. "I have all my other stuff" she said without blinking. "Restraints, a light whip, a wooden paddl;e that really hurts," she grinned as she said it. "buttplugs and nipple clamps and a really big dildo", she finished. "How big" asked thinking maybe we could use that instead of buying a harness and dildo for 60 or 70 busck that mot likely will be used once and then put away forever.  She showed me a picture of a few of her toys, nad yes that dildo was quite HUGE.  It was every bit as big as the wooden paddle that'really hurts' it was next to.  ASnd again I was as hot as the surface of the sun.  How did this young lady do this to me so well.  If she were a dancer, she could make me cum wioth a lap dance, never touching any part of me.

Wer agreed the 1st of the month was the day.  I would buy 'her cock' and pay for the room.  Seemed fair to me.  If she was willing to do me, I was willing to pay for it. Shed get the other incidentals:  Condoms,  lube, snacks drinks etc.  About the 28th I sent her a hello text.  "I cant wait to fuck your ass" she replied.
"Are you really sure you want to do this?" I asked her.
"Of course I do", she said.  "Why dont you?"
"Im a little afraid", I admitted.
"Afraid of what" she asked.
"I see you as a friend now.  This will do 1 of 2 things" I said.  "Either maske us closer than you can imagine, or drive us so far apart we'll never speak again."
"You might be right", she said. "But I think its going to be just another experience we get to share.  Itll be fine." And then she finished with "Im going to fuck you so good."
Boing... hard as 20 dollars with of nickel jaw breakers just like that.

We had set a date to go shopping at any one of the dirty bookstores in town.  I went to town to meet up with her for a light brunch and then go cock shop.  I couldnt get her on the phone.  She was nowhere to be found.  I was a little let down and sort of relieved.  I went home.  I was sort of sad for a few days until I realized again, this kinsd of shit doesnt happen here in the real world.

Then today she called me.  And then she came out to the ranch. And we chatted for hours and smoked our brains hazy.  And she did it.  She, brought it up.  I was afraid to. But she jumped in with both feet.  She said I was pussyfooting around trying to put it off again.  And she was right.  Then she pulled her phone out and she showed me the pics of her toys.  "I can just use these on you if you want and wee wont have to buy a strap on."  She stared in my eyes again.  "Um, I dint think Id like being in the same room as  that dildo", and we both laughed.  She again asserted her desire to do this.  Shes never done it and seems to really want to do me. So we set a new date.  Aug 1.  If it happens there will ba a part 2 of this story.  I hope it has a happy ending.  Actually, Im hoping it has 2 or more.. one right after the other.



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