9:48 am Tuesday, 26th June, 2018
Ahh, sex toys, one of the greatest inventions. Sometimes you can’t beat taking yourself off for some one on one time with your trusty steed. No matter the size of the toy collection, we all have a favourite because that one can get you off better than any other.
But what if we gave you five hilarious sex toys to tickle your kinky interest.
Thigh Strap On
When we think of a strap-on, we think of the classic pelvic harness with a dildo attached. The Thigh Strapon has a harness which wraps around your thigh with adjustable straps and a ring to secure the dildo through. Imagine a leg brace used for injuries, but with a floppy, phallus attached. Not only great for multiplayer's but for your solo sessions too. Wrap the harness around a pillow or a rolled up towel to ride it solo. It’s no longer about fisting; it’s all about the kneeing...cringe!
Dildo Gas Mask
Picture this! A black latex gas mask with an incredibly long dildo attached to the mouthpiece. If latex and being super kinky is your thing or you have a habit of releasing tear gas during lovemaking, then this is right up your street. This mask is one to be enjoyed with a playmate/s, 100% waterproof for up close and personal pleasure.
Pig Tail Butt Plug
You’ll be happy as a pig in mud with a PVC pigtail shaped butt plug. Ok maybe this toy is one for those who like to dabble in humiliation, but we can’t help but think it looks quite adorable. With a choice of pink or black depending on if your feeling kinky or cute, this plug will make you squeal with delight. The PVC is soft, so give a cheeky little wiggle of your butt, and your tail will wag. Oink Oink!
Space Hopper Dildo
Take a bounce on the adult's version of a space hopper, unlike the original this one has three handles...wait that middle one is not a handle! Your satisfaction is in your hands with this ball of fun, a standard space hopper but with a good sized dildo attached between the handles. Sit on top of it or one all fours on the floor, back on to it and bounce against the wall. We can’t decide if having a hop on the hopper is more likely to have you is hysterics or make you horny.
The Pleasure Periscope
Yes, you heard right. The Vibrating Pleasure Periscope is the ultimate combination of pleasure and exploration. With the push of a button the vibrations begin, and with another push, the light illuminates your innermost regions. Once you’re glowing on the inside, your partner can use the viewer window to get to know you better, inside and out.
As much as these sex toys intrigue me, I’m not sure I’m ready to add them to the collection, although maybe the space hopper because that sounds fun.
Do any of these toys take your interest? Have you heard of any other crazy sex toys? Let us know in the comments below?
